Lifted from some ass in the internet:
10 REALLY random things about me:
*likes obscure things (movies, writers, musicians, ano pa? you name it, maybe i got it!)
*really procrastinates a lot when it comes to writing (yeah, I want to learn more! Chos!)
*Ms. Joan Crawford fanatic (you can count Ms. Bjelland there, and Joyce Carol Oates)
*manic sa mga bagay bagay
*semi-friendly, kasi naman, namimili din naman ako ng kakausapin ano
*ayoko na sabihing weird, josko, ipresenta ko ba naman ang sarili ko ng ganun, pero ano na lang, sabihin na lang nating mej eclectic
*muntik ko pang makalimutan, goes gaga over anything horror, kahit anong merong element of the horrific, pinapatulan ko
*eavesdropper (don't tell other people about that)
*tried to stalk someone, but it didn't work! how can you stalk someone who loves Nina?! (not the crush of you know ha, but the singer! She's so droll!)
*I'm an ugly lover(not that I'm ugly, but I love ugliness!). Trashy movies, trashy literature, gutter trash looking people.
9 ways to win my heart (applicable ba to sa akin? Sige na nga, if I had a heart you can win it by...):
1) must show appreciation for Ms. Joan Crawford
2) usually, that person doesn't like people from, well, you know the schools...
3) marunong magbasa, at para sa kanya magandang bumili ng mga libro ni Babalina... para nga naman pambalot ng mangga!
4) Iyong magaling sa kama (!!!), at least hindi ko sinabing iyong nagpapaipit sa dede.
5) Iyong me taste ng konti. Atsaka, hindi niya dapat ookrayin ang mga friendships ko. Siyempre ano, love ko kayo.
6) Basta hindi mahaba baba7) Iyong mataray din, para masilence ako.
8) isang mayamang babae, kung hindi mayaman, dapat puti, kasi nga magfafarm ako ng babies na gagawing pasyon mowdel or artista
9) iyong hindi lumalayo sa akin kapag lango na ako
8 things I carry (and wear) everyday:
a) my walkman (how jurassic ano?! pero eto lang ang pwede sa opis eh), na may mixed tape ng various songs ng Babes in Toyland (NOT the musical!)
b) susi ng bahay, kasi ng dating naiwan ko sa loob, mga 20 minutes akong nagkakakatok.
c) bag ko! yes, kahit may gimik me dala pa rin akong backpack!
d) brip, yes brip. kasi ayoko ng boxers. masakit sa bayag.
e) parati kong dala ang Tasting Life Twice lately, relate talaga ako sa kwento ni Mary Gaitskill
f) my wallet
g) iyong aking nokia 6310i (me i ata)
h) ID ko
7 things/persons that/who annoy me:
a) bonghit
b) Si Nina (the singer, iyong wala ng ginawa kundi magrevive ng kanta), at kung aning aning pang mga showbands
c) Iyong mga taong walang sense of humor
d) Iyong hindi marunong magbasa
e) Iyong maiingay (na wala sa lugar)
f) Pera (kasi more often than not, wala)
g) Iyong asawa ng nanay ko. Ay, person pala iyon. But, I can't help but think that person's a thing.
6 favorite places I've visited:
1. Bummer... I can't think of any place. Boracay lang ata.
2. Cebu
3. Oh dear. . . My mind's a blank.
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5 things I want to do before I die:
1. Destroy Makati City! (paramount pa rin sa aking fantasy!)
2. siguro, makapagpublish ng madaming libro, tapos makagawa man lang ng 2 pelikula (well, sa DVD 2 lang ang pelikula ni Arrabal...so maski na ganun man lang)
3. Iyong makatotohanan ba, or maski pantasya? Gusto ko maging forensic pathologist tulad ni Dr. Rachel Fortun. Or maski assistant niya (day, mahaba haba atang training iyon ano)
4. I want to perform an autopsy. (sa taas na iyan) Torture someone. Wala pa pala akong likely candidate (ipopost ko ulit ang aking Wanted: Murder Victim email from years back, baka sakaling magkaron na ng interes ulit ang mga tao)
5. Ay, dahil sila ang naging source of my hostility sa humankind, I'll be thanking my San Beda College colleagues. Biro mo, if they weren't nasty to me, baka hindi ako ako.
4 things I'm afraid of:
a) I'm scared na baka wala na akong friends dahil sa mga cheap stunts na pinaggagawa ko dati (pero iyong iba, ok lang, they're disposable anyway)
b) constipation (man, when I get constipated, naiiyak na talaga ako sa banyo!)
c) 10 wheeler trucks
d) rats (geez! I'm deathly scared of them!)
3 things I do everyday:
a) floss
b) maging prosti pagpasok ng opisina
c) wishing ill (but, I'm trying to stop)
2 things I'm trying not to do now:
1) Maging whiner
2) To peek at my officemates' window just to see which site they're surfing
1 person I want to see now:
1) Ang cheap ng tanong na ito! Pero sige, sasagutin ko pa rin. Si Ms. Bjelland. (pero sa Friendster, si Sinedu Tadesse. Tatanungin ko siya alin ang pinakamagandang kutsilyo to use to kill your roomie!)
Ang aking ad sa Friendster, many moons back:
Good Morning!
Anyone willing to be a murder victim? We need someone who's willing to be cut up, eviscerated, and mangled. If you don't put a value on your life, please do contact us. We will be doing a snuff movie. This one is for real. It will be shot on videocam, so of course, on the last minutes of your life it will be recorded. Furthermore, as a token of generosity and goodwill, we will be distributing the first ten copies absolutely free. Just make sure you commit coprophagy before we hand you your copy. And yes, we will bringing a dog along with us when we meet up with you and give you your copy.
By the way, in the 60 minute segment there will be lots of sex (of course, we will not deny you your pleasure in the remaining 50 or so minutes of your life). As a reward, we will be filming extended scenes of torture (yes, that will be your tortue), before we actually open you up.
The floor is open for two mowdel mowdelan people. One male, and one female. The more buff your body is, the better. For the female category, the more of a b*mbo and a sl*t you are, the better. The more conyo you are, by God, I can't seem to find the words to say that you're the perfect candidate! He/she should play basketball, doesn't read, doesn't like anything challenging. Furthermore, they should have, one point in their lives made fun of other people who are weird (that doesn't count me in the equation, stars are exempt from this ludicrous rule).
Lastly, if you're dying to exit, just send me a holler. Ms. Kathy Bjelland is more than willing to send you the great beyond (if this is not a cliche, then I don't know what is).
The idle mind is the devil's temple. But... but... but, the devil has been more creative than Angels. No?
5 Comments:
rubber doll, hunkababe ba naman yung ini-stalk mo??? to whom are you trying to sell yourself now??? aklat ito a, autobiography...
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Len, at 10:42 AM
Well, ok naman. Kaya lang, my gulay ang favorite ay si Nina. Even for a girl, hindi ko matake.
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Joel, at 11:50 AM
this was a very funny post. i laughed aloud at my computer screen like an idiot a few times. ;) i bet people were scared of that friendster ad! did you post it in the bulletin board? what did people say?
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Midori, at 10:28 PM
at grover... mag-post ba naman ng pic ni ma'am jing hidalgo. hahaha! well, she was my thesis adviser and she's still a really good workshopper of fiction and non-fic.
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Midori, at 10:30 PM
Naku, that ad? It was ignored. Kaya nga ako inaway ni Quasimodo? You remember that really ugly girl? Kasi sa inis ko, sinabihan ko wag namang magpost ng walang katuturan. (after which, I posted that one above) Nagalit ang lola mo and a couple of people, akala ko pa naman dahil sa ad na linagay ko. But, no!
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Joel, at 1:34 PM
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